He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
Randomize
