Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
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