Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
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