I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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