Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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