I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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