I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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