Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
No stitches, just platelets and will power
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
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