My girlfriend figured out who you are.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
The power of my boobs compel you
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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