I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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