my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
I think your dad took our porno
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
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