He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Randomize