Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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