Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
