Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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