I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
Randomize
