I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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