im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
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