Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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