I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
last night I used snow as a chaser
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