he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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