dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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