found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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