screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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