Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
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He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
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