in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Randomize
