So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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