turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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