I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
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