Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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