I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
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