So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
