You made me cry and you don't even care
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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