To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
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