Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Im just a social blackout drinker.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
Randomize
