You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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