if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
You were trust falling into bushes
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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