Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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