we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
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