There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
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