On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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