this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
Randomize