he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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