i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Randomize
