Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
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