I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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