Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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