So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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