you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
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