Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
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