i think my tv is drunk
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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