: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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