Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
im on a boat
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